Can I Borrow a Feeling? 4F04 - 1st December 1996 Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your glove of love « Joy to the World (Nelson's Song) 4F01 - 15th December 1996 Joy to the world! The teacher's dead! We barbequed her head! What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes And round and round it goes... « The Perfect Nanny 3G03 - 7th February 1997 [Lisa]   If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports [Bart]   Might I add, eat my shorts [Lisa]   Bart! [Bart]   Just cuttin' through the treacle [Lisa]   If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her [Bart]   Let me get away with moider [Lisa]   Teach us songs and magic tricks [Homer]   Might I add, no fat chicks! [Marge] Homer! [Lisa]   The nanny we want is kindly and sage [Homer]   And one who will work for minimum wage [Lisa]   Hurry, nanny, things are grim - [Grampa]   - I'll do it! [Bart & Lisa]   Anyone but him! « Cut Every Corner 3G03 - 7th February 1997 [Shary Bobbins] If there's a task that must be done, Don't turn your tail and run Don't pout! Don't sob! Just do a half-assed job! If you cut every corner, It's really not so bad. Everybody does it, Even Mum and Dad. If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad! [Bart]   It's the American way! [Shary Bobbins]   The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet. [Chief Wiggum]   Fighting crime is not my cup of tea! [Shary Bobbins]   And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat! [Apu]   For meat [Shary Bobbins]   And milk [Apu]   And milk! [Shary Bobbins & Apu] From nineteen-eighty-four! [Shary Bobbins]   If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play! [Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons]   It's the American way! « Stay Awake (The Boozehound) 3G03 - 7th February 1997 [Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine [Moe] Move it, ya drunk Or I'll blast your rear end [Barney]   I found two bucks [Moe]   Then come in, my friend [Shary Bobbins]   And so, let us leave on this heartwarming scene [Bart]   Can I be a boozehound? [Homer]   Not 'til you're fifteen « We're Happy Just the Way We Are 3G03 - 7th February 1997 [Homer] Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father, I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with things the way they are [Lisa]   I'm getting used to never getting noticed [Bart]   I'm stuck here until I can steal a car [Marge] The house is still a mess And I'm going bald from stress! [Homer, Bart & Lisa]   But we're happy just the way we are! [Flanders]   They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbour [Homer]   - Shut up, Flanders [Flanders]   Okely-dokely-doo [Shary] Don't think it's sour grapes But you're all a bunch of apes And so I must be leaving you! « Poochie's Rap 4F12 - 9th February 1997 The name's Poochie D And I rock the telly I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli I'm the kung-fu hippy From gangsta city I'm a rappin' surfer You the fool I pity « Krusty the Clown Prison Special Song 4F14 - 23rd February 1997 I slugged some jerk in Tahoe They gave me one to three My high-priced lawyer sprung me On a technicality I'm just visiting Springfield Prison I get to sleep at home tonight « Love-Matic Grampa Theme Song 4F20 - 11th May 1997 While shopping for some cans An old man passed away He floated up toward heaven But got lost along the way Now he's the Love-matic Grampa! The wise, Socratic Grampa! And he'll fill our hearts with love! «

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