We Do (The Stonecutter's Song) 2F09 - 8th January 1995 Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs the cave fish of their site? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do! « Moe Better Booze Song 2F31 - 5th March 1995 Money gets you one more round Drink it down Ya stupid clown Money buys you one more round Then you're out on your ass! « See My Vest 2F18 - 9th April 1995 Some men hunt for sport Others hunt for food But the only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good See my vest! See my vest! Made from real gorilla chest See this sweater, There's no better Than authentic Irish setter See this hat, 'twas my cat My evening wear, vampire bat These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino Grizzly bear underwear Turtlesnecks, I've got my share Beret of poodle on my noodle It shall rest Try my red robin suit It comes one breast or two See my vest! See my vest! See my vest! Like my loafers? Former goafers It was that, or skin my chauffeurs But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best So lets prepare these dogs Kill two for matching clogs See my vest! See my vest! Oh, please won't you see my vest! « Señor Burns 2F20 - 17th May 1995 Wounds won't last long But an insulting song Burns will always carry with him So, I'll settle my score On the salsa floor With this vengeful, Latin rhythm! Burns! Con el corazon de perro Señor Burns! El diablo con dinero! It may not surprise you But all of us despise you Please die, and fry In hell, you rotten, rich, old wretch Adios viejo! « Just Don't Look 3F04 - 30th October 1995 [Paul Anka] To stop those monsters 1-2-3 Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... [Lisa] Guarantee void in Tennessee! [All] Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! « Jebediah Springfield Theme 3F13 - 18th February 1996 It's that team of Jebediah Springfield Whip those horses, let that wagon roll That a people might embiggen America That a man might embiggen his soul His soul, his soul! « Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius 3F15 - 24th March 1996 [All]   Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Oh, Dr Zaius Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! [Troy]   What's wrong with me? [Dr Zaius]   I think you're crazy [Troy]   I want a second opinion [Dr Zaius]   You're also lazy [All]   Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Oh, Dr Zaius Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! [Troy]   Can I play the piano anymore? [Dr Zaius]   Of course you can [Troy]   Well, I couldn't before [All]   Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Oh, Dr Zaius Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Oh, Dr Zaius « Chimpan A to Chimpan Z 3F15 - 24th March 1996 I hate every ape I see From chimpan a to chimpan z No, you'll never make a monkey out of me Oh my God, I was wrong It was Earth, all along You've finally made a monkey [Chorus] Yes, we've finally made a monkey Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me! « An Amendment to Be 3F16 - 17th March 1996 [Little Boy]   Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? [Amendment]   I'm not garbage I'm an amendment to be Yes, an amendment to be And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me There's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em 'Cause there's limits to our liberties At least, I hope and pray that there are 'Cause those liberal freaks go too far [Little Boy]   But why can't we just make a law against flag burning? [Amendment]   Because that law would be unconstitutional But if we change the constitution - [Little Boy]   - Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! [Amendment]   Now you're catching on! [Little Boy]   But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the constitution? [Amendment]   Then I'll crush all opposition to me! And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay [Congressman]   Good news, amendment! They ratified you! You're in the US Constitution! [Amendment]   Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys! « Skinner and the Superintendent Theme Song 3F18 - 14th April 1996 Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town, tonight! « The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink Theme Song 3F18 - 14th April 1996 Professor Frink, Professor Frink He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think He likes to run, and then the thing with the...person... « Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel 3F18 - 14th April 1996 Some folks'lll never eat a skunk But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Most folks'll never lose a toe But then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel « Scorpio 3F23 - 3rd November 1996 Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth! Beware of Scorpio! His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employees' health! He'll welcome you into his lair Like the nobleman welcomes his guest! With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest! But beware of his generous pensions Plus three weeks paid vacation each year! And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beers! He loves German beer! « The Spring in Springfield 4F06 - 24th November 1996 [Homer] You could close down Moe's Or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere [Belle] We're the sauce on your steak The cheese in your cake We put the spring in Springfield [Dancer 1]   We're the lace on the nightgown [Dancer 2]   The point after touchdown [Belle & Dancers]   Yes, we put the spring in Springfield [Belle] We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price [Rev Lovejoy]   Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals [Dancer 1]   Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad [Dancer 2]   They seem to entertain your dad [Belle & Dancers] The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine Yes, we keep the <boing> in Springfield [Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner]   We remember our first visit [Mayor Quimby]   The service was exquisite! [Mrs Quimby]   Why, Joseph, I had no idea! [Mayor Quimby]   Come on now, you were working here! [Grampa & Jasper] Without it, we'd have had no fun Since the March of 1961! [Bart]   To shut it down now would be twisted [Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney]   We just heard this place existed [Dancers]   We're the highlights in your hairdo [Apu]   The extra arms on Vishnu! [Dancers]   So, don't take the <sproing> [Men]   We won't take the <slide whistle> [All]   Yes, let's keep the <crash of two garbage can lids hit together> in Springfield! «

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